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I am a Full-Stack Developer who crafts high-performance web applications from concept to completion. My expertise lies in building robust back-ends with Laravel and creating dynamic user experiences with ReactJS & Tailwind CSS . I am passionate about writing clean code and building digital solutions that are both functional and a joy to use.
"This is going to be my masterpiece! Simple, elegant, and definitely a weekend project."
"Okay, so it's not that simple. How can a single line of code possibly have 17 different bugs?"
"I swear I'll become a better programmer, I'll even write documentation, if this bug just magically disappears."
"This project is now a permanent resident of my 'unfinished' folder. Good night, sweet prince."
A rogue `while` loop in a midnight cron job decided to email my CEO the same "test" message 15,000 times. I didn't know a human could type "STOP" that many times in one minute. My career flashed before my eyes.
A CSS button with a z-index of -9999. It would only appear on a Tuesday, during a full moon, if the user's mouse was hovering over it but *not moving*. QA reported it as a ghost. I called it a feature. We were both right.
This one broke the laws of physics. A server in a different timezone threw a tantrum and saved a record with a timestamp from three weeks in the future. The database locked itself, refusing to acknowledge the present. I had to apologize to the space-time continuum.